May 2013
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Some people say ‘gif’. Other people say ‘jiff’. (And that’s okay too.) But people who say one, and claim the other one is wrong, is not okay.
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humourous-misadventures:
rnemes:
reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo
we call him Mufasa
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manly tears at the end of the Father’s Day Dr. Who episode.
#why did no one tell me that dr who was this good before now #damn you megan
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I hated high school. I don’t trust anybody who looks back on the years from 14...
– Stephen King (via allegorys)
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frank-schlongbottom:
i used to think that a foot of parchment was a lot and feel bad when harry potter characters were assigned to write that much
but then i realized the paper i write on is 8.5 by 11 inches.
so a foot of parchment is the equivalent of like, not even a page and a half of paper.
they complained SO MUCH about essays that were like
a page and a half
wtf guys
get your shit...
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thenategatsby:
Where’s the rum?
But why is the rum gone?!
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I thought this might be of interest to authors.
meret118:
List of British words not widely used in the United States. Lists of words having different meanings in American and British English. List of American words not widely used in the United Kingdom.
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kylesbogusjourney:
activatewindows:
kylesbogusjourney:
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is...
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what a girl says: i'm fine
what she means: old sport
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I wish there was a way to know that you’re in the good ol’ days before you’ve...
– The Office, Finale (via ne0nsocks)
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It turns out procrastination is not typically a function of laziness, apathy or...
– David Cain, “Procrastination Is Not Laziness” (via lilywhite-electricblue)
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modifiedmermaid:
why couldn’t they buy something else. tumblr is literally the LEAST family friendly place. Our current community are a bunch of mentally ill, and horny human beings. We are anything but family friendly. We aren’t even people friendly.
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troyesivan:
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dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
THEY’RE HERE
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suicideloveletters:
agayboy:
sometimes boys are so cute i just wanna kiss their cheeks and suck their dicks (◡‿◡✿)
^ Your url makes this so much more perfect
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